My Top 100 List....

Shortly after getting to work, Lois texted me the following question....
"Where else would ya want to be than at work?"
SO, I textd her back......

Angela's top 100 places/things she'd rather do than be at work......
100 go to Alabama
99 Alaska
98 Arizona
97 California
96 Colorado
95 Connecticut
94 Delaware
93 Florida
92 Georgia
91 Hawaii
90 Idaho
89 Iowa
88 Kansas
87 Louisiana
86 Maine
85 Maryland
84 Massachusetts
83 Minnesota
82 Mississippi
81 Montana
80 Nebraska
79 Nevada
78 New Hampshire
77 New Mexico
76 North Dakota
75 Oklahoma
74 Oregon
73.Rhode Island
72.South Dakota
71 Texas
70 Utah
69 Vermont
68 Wisconsin
67 Wyoming
66 Germany
65 England
64 Switzerland
63 Holland
62 Paris
61 Ireland
60 Egypt
59 The Holy lands
58 South America
57 Australia
56.Greenland
55 Norway
54 Russia
53 Canada
52 China
51 Japan
50 Iceland
49 watch a movie
48 Ihop
47 Starbucks
46 Steak N Shake
45 walmart
44 Meijer
43 a mall
42 hiking
41 camping
40 horseback riding
39 White Water rafting
38 reading
37 take a long bike ride
36 spend time talking with family
35 camp outside Johnny Depp's house
34 Shout "I love you Johnny" every 10 mins until the police show up and arrest me for stalking.
33. Take a cruise through the Caribbean
32. Pretend to be on the "Black Pearl" during said cruise.
31. go fishing
30 teach the dog a new trick
29 teach my cat a new trick
28 teach my brother a new trick
27 think of ways to annoy Barry (a VERY annoying coworker)
26. Think of ways to annoy Captain Lois (NOT an annoying coworker)
25. Have a farting contest with said Captain.
24. Act out both Pirates of the Caribbean movie from memory
23. Re watch both movies to see what I forgot to act out.
22. Count the number of times Jack Sparrow says "bugger" in the second Pirates movie
21. Burp or Hiccup every time RUM is mentioned in both movies.
20. Laugh hysterically every time Jack is trying to be serious.
19 Boo and hiss every time Cutlet Beckett or Davy Jones is shown on Pirates 2
18 Get teary eyed during the father/son moments in Pirates 2
17 Sit at an intersection with a hair dryer and see how many drivers slow down.
16 Cut letters from a newspaper and glue them on a paper to make a threatening letter to Barry. (Annoying coworker.. Remember?)
15 Stare at someone for a while then say "You're one of THEM!" then act scared and back away from them.
14. Fly a kite
13. Watch every Johnny Depp movie you own
12. Make your very own pirate costume
11. Set up a tent at Walmart and invite strangers to join you.
10 Fly to New York, watch a Broadway show, and fly back in one day.
9 go to a beach and insist that you CANNOT leave until you find the heart of Davy Jones.
8. Sit on a porch swing
7 Jump on a trampoline
6 play in a playground
5 pick dandelions
4 spend your whole life savings on Pirates souvenirs at Disney World
3. Go to Disney World and annoy everyone by repeating over and over "This really is the happiest place on earth".
2. Ride the Pirates of the Caribbean ride ALL DAY until you have it memorized.
And the Number 1 thing I'd rather do than being at work is........

Get kicked out of Disney World for trying to steal the Jack Sparrow off the Pirates of the Caribbean Ride.

Lois textd back......
"A good friend would bail you out of jail after you get busted for stealing Jack Sparrow off the Pirate's ride, but an AWESOME friend would be sitting in jail next to you saying dang poppet, that was fun!"