My terrible, awful,no good, horrible, painful week

As my title explains this has been the WORST week I've had in a LONG time.
My bad week started Monday when I burned my thumb on my right hand and my middle finger on my left hand on a stupid glue gun. I was making turkeys, will get to that later....

I was off work Nov 15-23 due to a down week. I had filed unemployment that Sunday night THINKING I would get paid a day or two before Thanksgiving. WRONG. Didn't show up till today. (Dec 1) That just made me annoyed.

Then the worst of the worst I got sick Wed night. Not sure whether it was a bug or something I ate, so not wanting to sicken anyone I stayed home Thanksgiving day.
WHICH brings me to the turkeys I burned myself on. My pastor's wife made these ADORABLE turkeys using two (Fabric) fall leaves, a couple nuts, pipe cleaners,a piece of yarn, and a marker for the face. I made 2o some of these turkeys, only to FORGET to give them to my mom to take to Carrie's.
So on Thanksgiving Day while eating my WONDERFUL (yes, I'm being sarcastic) Thanksgiving peanut butter sandwich, I was feeling EXTREMELY sorry for myself.. I eventually decided I HAD to do SOMETHING, or I'll be laying in bed feeling even worse for myself. So, I decided to hang up my Christmas lights.
After looking for a while for the lights I finally found them and hung them up AFTER checking to make sure they worked. After I hung them up, I plugged them in only to discover that on one strand only the middle lights worked. It was WEIRD. The ends wont work but the middle few do. So I left them, and will replace them as money allows.
I HOPE my Christmas break is alot better than my Thanksgiving break was.