CHICKEN POOP= Bird flu????????

My cell phone rang at 1:30 this afternoon (Tuesday). My mom said "Aunt Carol sent you something, do you have a min. to come over?" I said "Sure, be right there." So I was getting my shoes and my coat on wondering what in the world could my aunt be sending me.

I go over, and mom said and I quote; "Your aunt Carol read on your blog about the problem you have been having, and she thought this might help you a little." She handed me a small tube of what I THOUGHT was chapstick. It was "Chicken Poop". That's the name anyway. Mom and I laughed so hard I couldn't stop. I was hesitant on using it, and since there was a website, I told my mom that I was going to get online to see EXACTLY what was in it. So, I go home, get online, and checked out ilovechickenpoop.com. The ingredients are:soy, jojoba, sweet orange, lavender, and beeswax. It smells like a musky orange.

So, I called my mom up and told her there's no chicken poop in it after all, and take the tube to work. I showed it to all my coworkers who thought it was great. Well, I decided to put some on. BIG MISTAKE. I sneezed and sneezed and sneezed. I sneezed until it wore off. I even tried to wash it off BEFORE it wore off, but I was still sneezing.

My coworkers (who had witnessed my sneezing most the night) were literally doubled over laughing when I told them; "I think I got the bird flu from that chicken poop."

So, THANK YOU Aunt Carol for the chicken poop and the laugh. I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time.