I don't know if whether it was from not getting enough sleep, or something more serious, but I had a MAJOR dumb blonde day recently..........
Mom and I were driving down the road and I saw a sign that said CARPETS. I pondered it awhile and then said out loud "WELL DUH. Mom please hit me upside the head." She gave me a little tap and then asked what that was about. I said "I was trying to figure out how would you take care of CAR PETS? Wouldn't they make a mess if you kept them in your car???
That's not even the worst of it.........
We went to a public bathroom and I didn't realize it was an automatic flusher.... I was done, but I had dropped something on the floor, I bent down to pick it up, and the toilet flushed spraying my forehead. I came out and was SCRUBBING my forehead at the sink. Mom asked me what I was doing and then she laughed extremely hard when I told her the story... Then I proceeded to wave my hands in front of the paper towel dispenser thinking it was automatic as well, until my mom (STILL continuing to laugh) pointed to the little handle.
I hope this condition is not serious, long term, nor contagious... Hmmmm..... H1N1??? Mad Cow???
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Well, all I can say is, if they are going to install automatic flushing toilets then they SHOULD also have installed automatic towel dispensers, soap dispensers AND automatic sinks! So there!
Ahhhh....I'll admit, I have far too many of those moments and I always feel MUCH better hearing that other people have them too! :-)
But my whole WEEKEND was like that. Sunday I didn't have any kids in my class so I sat in the adult class. After Sunday school was over I was sitting on the front pew with the WKFM kids and Bob asked where my book was. I had to run downstairs and sure enough it was with my Bible. I've NEVER done that.
These are signs that your brain is getting old and turning to mush. It is all downhill from here.
Aaron
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