My version of the "Frog Prince".

I found a leather bound copy of the complete Grimms fairy tales. The first story was the Frog Prince. After reading it I realized I'm not supposed to kiss the frog, but THROW THEM across the room and let them hit the wall.
If the princess was so hateful to break a promise and then cry and whine around about having to keep her promise to let this frog eat off her plate and sleep on her bed, and then she turns around and throws it across the room, then that prince must've been pretty stupid to marry her anyway. After all, she's dishonest, untrustworthy, and cruel.

The way it SHOULD'VE ended............
The princess, out of disgust, throws the frog. The frog turns into a handsome prince. Prince tells princess: "I WAS going to marry you, but you're just a selfish brat. You don't deserve me". And after begging, crying, and pleading for forgiveness, the prince, as punishment, turns her into a frog. Where she in turn finds a prince that treats her exactly how she treated the frog. And the cycle repeats over and over and over and never ends. And to this day there is a frog somewhere begging a prince or princess to let them eat off their plate and sleep in their bed. The END.....