A True Story.....

Once upon a time there were two fearless pirate lasses that went by the names Captain Lois and Poppet. One rainy, gloomy afternoon Captain texted Poppet during work. "What are ye doin' around 12 tanight Poppet?" "Don't know why?" "What say ye we sail to Ihop and plunder some grub?" Poppet thought about it. She knew she would just be watching a movie if she didn't go. Truth was she loved Captain(Okay NOT like that. It's a sisterly love) and was worried about her working 12 hour days 5 sometimes 6 days a week. The work had to be wearing Captain down, and she had tried several times to tell her to slow down. Poppet knew that it wasn't healthy. Besides she was sometimes sad when weeks would go by without hanging out with her friend. "Aye, sail away Captain," She texted back...

Later on at Ihop Captain ordered the Cinnamon pancakes. She took one bite and said "They're so good I could pee my pants." Which drove them both into a HUGE laughing fit seeing they weren't the only people in the restaurant. A while later Poppet's brother, Aaron, arrived on the scene. He said the waitress told him that the cinnamon rolls are so good she screamed. He said that if they don't make him scream, he's going to sue for false advertisement. I told him that if he doesn't scream, maybe he'll pee his pants. Which threw Captain and Poppet into another HUGE laughing fit.
After spending two hours in Ihop, Captain and Poppet said goodnight and sailed to their separate home ports with the promise of talking the next day.. And they both lived happily ever after.
The End.